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A collection of fourteen humorous short stories which won writing contests or received outstanding reviews from editors, publishers and book clubs.  Several stories are new and being seen for the first time.  This book is a life line for those struggling with the difficulties of modern living and handling those weird problems we all encounter.

“Martian Invasion,” a true story, lays out the riveting details of the U.S. Capitol invasion by Martians and the secret negotiations to ransom the senators and congressmen who were kidnapped and imprisoned on the Moon.

“Voyeurs” takes us inside the Kremlin and Russian Intelligence Agency to reveal secret goings-on and passionate romance.

“Recollection Lodge” guest Edgar Allan is mistaken for Edgar

 

“My Paranoia” points out the medicinal benefits of a martini and the consequences of too much “medicine” when one is paranoid.

“Bugged” explains how Larry got a bug in his ear as he sat in Aunt Melba’s Diner.  Unfortunately, the bug was his reincarnated ex-wife who was screaming at him from inside his head. 

"Eddie's Wake" shows how to host a funeral when your best friend suffers the misfortune of being sucked into a hay bale machine.  Small town sexual practices are also examined.

Published by: Desert Wells Publishing

Allen Poe by the unhappy ghost of a raven claiming it was he who wrote the poem “The Raven.”

STRANGE BREAKFAST

AND

OTHER HUMOROUS MORSELS

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